ACCIDENT PRONE
The new “International Delight Iced Coffee” commercial insinuates that klutzy people should stay home and have iced coffee rather than go out to get it because they may do something stupid like run into a glass door. Let me tell you, klutzes take this insult seriously. We demand the same right to public spaces as everyone else. Our numbers are large, and we are thinking of unionizing. We already have support groups, and have considered lobbying congress for rights to equal treatment. If you are a klutz (or just accident prone) you are not alone! You don’t have to stay home! Go out to buy your coffee! Go to dinner! Go to the movies! Just try not to sprain an ankle.
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