STICK FIGURE FAMILY OF ONE
Yesterday I saw a man driving a car with a stick-figure-family of one!!
Finally diversity has reached the stick-figure-family market!
And you know what? No longer do the lovely ladies of The Portland Metro area need wonder if this guy is available. He is single and likes to kayak!
That's the thing, no longer do you need the internet to find a date! Simply post your marital status on your back window!
And with today's bumper sticker selection you can advertise all of your interests: whether you want to hug a tree, hug Jesus, or hug a pug; whether you belong to the Save A Squirrel Foundation, the Arbor Day Foundation, or the Star Trek Federation; all of this can be posted for free on your vehicle!
Now, of course there is no telling what kind of dates you will get, but I think we can all agree that just because that guy on Match.com told you he was a Swiss model that surfs in Australia doesn't mean he isn't actually a bouncer at a strip club with a drug problem.
At least this way you save a lot money finding out.
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